Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!
I wonder if it's just me or everybody doesn't give a damn about being congrat-ed with getting older. Seriously, is there anybody who gives a fuck? I admit, I thanked all them folks, but only because it might matter to them, not to me. And as I recall I never ever said happy bday to more than three quarters of my friends. I doubt if anyone ever noticed that though.